scripts.

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I've written a few short scripts in my spare time. Here they are. Both of the "Morning in Paradise Valley" scripts are unfinished and just sort of experimental. Remember, if you are offended by violence, sexual stuff, harsh language, or drug use... don't read these.

 

IRAQ SCRIPT

A script I wrote the night before we officially started Operation Iraqi Freedom.

 

A MORNING IN PARADISE VALLEY - THE CAR RIDE

A script I wrote when I was really adderall-ed out and had nothing to do.

 

A MORNING IN PARADISE VALLEY - ASSHOLES AND FARTS

Same thing as above, pretty much.


THE NOBLE QUEST OF THE BIKE PEOPLE

A scene I wrote for my English class.

 

 

And also remember, all of these stories are completely fictional. Any resemblance to any events or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Celebrity voices impersonated. Void where prohibited.